Way back in 2006 when I was a young know-it-all at Michigan State I had to do a self portrait. I remember how painstaking this process was. I worked from a photo in Macromedia Flash. This was my final semester at school. Flash was the capstone course and my specialty was interactive web design. I remember the the final project was a group thing to turn out a professional grade Flash website or movie. That ended up being a total shit show. Probably the most embarrassing thing I have ever done. I watched in horror all the amazing projects presented one by one knowing that what we were going to present was hot-fucking-garbage. We went last and got totally smoked in the critique from students and staff. That shit was humbling.

I didn't like writing action script or XHTML and didn't end up doing any web work until 2017. I jumped over to IT thinking it would be more lucrative and allow for me to change locations easier. Turns out it's just not my thing. Also turns out that I still don't like writing code.